"No More Pretending" Funny Dog Singlet — Breathable Cotton Vest for Small & Medium Dogs | XS–3XL

Finally. A Dog Outfit That Gets It.

Honest. Relatable. Hilarious. This "No More Pretending" dog singlet says what every dog has been thinking. A lightweight cotton-poly vest that's as comfortable as it is funny — perfect for spring, summer, and autumn walks with dogs who have zero interest in pretending anymore.

Why You'll Love It

• "No More Pretending" Graphic — the statement print that resonates with dogs and their people equally
• 65% Cotton + 35% Polyester — soft, breathable, and comfortable for all-day wear
• Vest / Singlet Style — lightweight and easy to put on
• Spring, Summer & Autumn Wear — the perfect weight for warmer weather outings
• Classic Black — goes with everything, including your dog's attitude
• Sizes XS–3XL — fits Chihuahuas, Yorkies, French Bulldogs, and more

Please refer to the size chart in the product images for exact measurements before ordering.

Perfect For

Chihuahuas, Yorkies, French Bulldogs, and any dog who's done putting on a show.

Authenticity looks good on everyone — especially dogs.